Game: Corrupt a Wish!

[ThePaSch]

Well, now that we have a General Discussion forum, we have the opportunity to do something very fun: Forum games! ;D
This one's called "Corrupt a Wish".
The rules: I begin by making a wish. The one who posts after me has to corrupt my wish, i.e. making it come true but in a really bad way, and state another wish, which is then corrupted by the next poster and so forth.
It's kind of an endless game, just for fun!
Example:
User1: "I wish for the clock format to return, I hate Shuffle!"
User2: "Your wish comes true: A clock is added to the Shuffle format. I wish for a new Millionaire primetime season!"
User3: "Your wish comes true: An all new primetime season of Millionaire is shown on GSN with 1 vs 100's host and an ugly new set. I want a brand new car."
User4: "Your wish comes true: Enjoy your Matchbox toy car! [...]"

I'll start:
I want the hot seat to return!

[!Tommy]

I remember seeing this game on other forums, it's fun!

The hot seat has returned, but Millionaire now takes place in Meredith Vieira's garage instead of the nice studio we're all used to! XD

I want to see Millionaire on TV at least two hours a day!

[ThePaSch]

Your wish shall come true; however, one hour and thirty minutes consist of pure commercials. ;D

I want to be a contestant on the show!

[millionairefan28]

You're a contestant, but lose on the first question!

I want to see Regis host a Primetime version of Millionaire again!

[ThePaSch]

Just as you tune in to watch the brand new primetime revival, you can barely see Regis' face for more than a second because you're interrupted by a sudden power outage which only stops after the show is over!

I want to meet Meredith or Regis!

[!Tommy]

You end up being able to get a backstage pass to the studio but then you find out both Meredith and Regis have the measles and a celebrity is filling in as host for that day.

I want to host Millionaire!

[millionairefan28]

You go to host Millionaire, in a different language!

I want Super Millionaire to return and be a contestant who wins at least $500,000!

[nate52]

Super Millionaire does in fact return; however, after you win the $500,000, you lose on the million dollar question and drop back down to $100,000.

I want to win $10,000,000 on Super Millionaire!

[Tim0n]

@up, I didn't see nate's post
You win 5,000,000 on... Japanese Super Millionaire and you're not allowed to walk away on the next question. Then you lose.

I want to own the full 2007 rave-remix soundtrack.

[Admiral Yoshi]

Jan 16, 2011 12:17:43 GMT -5 Tim0n said:

@up, I didn't see nate's post
You win 5,000,000 on... Japanese Super Millionaire and you're not allowed to walk away on the next question. Then you lose.

I want to own the full 2007 rave-remix soundtrack.

You stole the entire set of the 2007 rave-remix soundtrack and now you'll be joining with Charles Ingram in prison.

I want to be the HOST of Millionaire!!!

[Tim0n]

You host one episode and the show is so bad that it gets cancelled.

I want to have a 1:1 replica of WWTBAM set

[millionairefan28]

You download a 1:1 replica of the WWTBAM set, but your computer crashes and you lose your file, then it cannot be found again!

I want to host an live online version of the game with excellent graphics and exact cues based on classic format for anyone to play, not resulting in any cash winnings, all for fun!

[FrankT]

The only problem to that is, halfway through the fun, you lose the connection. Shame!

I wish I could be happy again for once!

[millionairefan28]

You're happy, because you're eating something delicious! Then it's gone! Haha

I wish I'd get straight A's in school!

[nate52]

Your progress report says you have all straight A's, but then you get another progress report stating that there was a technical difficulty and you actually have no A's whatsoever.

I want to marry a millionaire (haha) ;D